1. Never shave your pubes for a man, if he likes naked pubed
women he probably likes naked kids.
2. Never laugh at a man's jokes to make him feel good, you
will spend your life pretending he is funny and he might want to take up
comedy, the world doesn't need that.
3. Always be your honest self, if a bloke doesn't like it,
you need to know soon- as pretending you like horses, skiing and vegetarian food
is a lifelong commitment and fucking hard work.
4. Never pretend you are somewhere else to appease a man, if
you need to lie, you will be doing it forever.
5. Never fake an orgasm, it's like buying a beautiful coat
and just using it to piss on. Just be honest.
6. If a man ever tells you that you look fat or ugly naked
never take that on board always assume his mother tucked his penis into his
pants until he was 14 years old and kissed his mouth too much.
7. Always compliment a man as much as you expect to be
complimented, it's not a one way street.
8. If you believe your boyfriend is right stick up for him,
your pals won't always be right.
9. Never settle for mediocre and always encourage any man
you are with to do the same, find someone who is worth being with and is worth
you.
10. Have sex whenever and with whoever you want, your own
sexual self worth is your business and nobody else's and anyone who judges is a
cunt.
11. Never poke fun at a man for the amusement of your
friends, being cruel is such a horrid trait and nobody else's son should suffer
other people's insecurities.
12. Always offer to pay on a date, never take a drink from
someone when you cannot buy it back, equality works two ways.
13. Be kind, you were brought up to be kind and that comes
back to you.
14. If a man displays any kind of homophobia, racism or religious fervour... never bring him home to meet me and change your identity to get away from him if needs be.
