Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 180

 

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In episode 180 of Janey Godley's Podcast with Ashley Storrie, the comedy duo deliver their Boxing Day special. There is an alternative Christmas message from them both and they discuss Granda Jim's latest sayings, The Book Thief and Philomena the movies and single mothers who are bound by religion.


Ashley does some beat poetry and explains her Christmas menu and Janey talks about the Clutha Comedy night. Merry Christmas one and all.


Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter.


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Merry Christmas

 

Best wishes this holiday season, and may 2014 be the best yet, from Janey and Ashley

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 179

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In episode 179 of Janey Godley's podcast the mother and daughter comedy duo get down and dirty in this week's issue. Janey talks food banks, single mums, Ian Duncan Smith and Katy Perry's bad singing.
 

Ashley gives us an idea of doing comedy to North Koreans and tells us her least favourite sexual situations. Janey sings for Tom Urie's fish and they both discuss comedy and backstage etiquette.


Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter.


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A Christmas Shelter

"Mammy, look there's Santa" the wee girl said as she stared at the big tinsel dressed window. One mitten fell off her hand and she struggled between the leather clad shoes and big boots to pick it up, a red mitten trampled into the slush and snow, her wee white fingers snatched it up and shook it fiercely, 'don't let mammy know it's wet' she thought, mammy is sad today. Her mother was busy trying to push the big pram with William wrapped up inside, through the crushing city centre, full of people with boxes, and bags all getting ready for Christmas day. Wee Julia wanted to run up to Lewis's window and take in all the colours, look at the dancing toys, the Tippy Tumble dolls, the Hula Hoops the lights, but she knew her mammy was upset and in a hurry to go somewhere.


"Come on Julia" her mammy shouted as the wheels of the big pram slid and slipped through the dirty slushy snow that had been churned by the many Glaswegians who flocked to the city centre to get their shopping done. The lights in the city were fascinating to Julia, the red and green flashes glinting off the chrome suspension of the pram as she gripped on tight with a damp red mitten. "Where are we going mammy?" Julia asked...secretly hoping her mammy would say 'Santa, we are going to see him and let you sit on his knee and get William a big car and a doll for you' but she knew that wasn't what was happening.


Last week when her daddy never came home and the women up the same close gathered round and hugged mammy and made her tea, she knew something bad was happening. In her stomach there was that tight feeling, it was the same feeling when she wet the bed in the night, a slow scary feeling of life draining away. It was her 'daddy and the drinking' she heard Mrs Woods say so, and mammy just sat there with William on her knee. Mrs Woods let Julia into her house to see the American man land on the moon in the summer time, she was a nice woman who made big dumplings and gave them to mammy, now she was holding mammy as she cried. Maybe daddy wasn't coming home this time, he promised her a budgie from Santa. Would she still get a budgie?


"Can you move the pram please" an angry red faced woman shouted at Julia's mum as they tried to cross the road at the bottom of Argyle Street. Julia's mum grabbed her mitten hand and tried to get the big pram across the busy road but all the blankets and bags underneath and on top were making it hard to push in the snow. Julia was scared of the busy traffic.


After what felt like hours, they made their way right up into the West End of Glasgow with the snow slashing into them sideways. Julia vaguely recognised the streets, she remembered her Granny McClure lived up here, she was her daddy's mammy and had a big front door house with a garden. She was scared of her Granny McClure, she wasn't like Mrs Woods who hugged and kissed you and let you pet her wee dog Prince. Granny was skinny, angry and wore fancy shoes that made loud clacking noises on the tiled kitchen floor where she seemed to keep Julia and William sat when they came to visit. Julia hadn't seen the rest of the house but she knew it smelled of floor polish.


Julia's mum bumped the big pram up the five white washed stairs at the front of the house, the two white columns that stood either side of the broad mahogany door were entwined in thick vicious looking holly leaves and a tall tree twinkled in the big bay window. "Look mammy, a big tree!" Julia clapped her damp mittens in excitement, but her mammy was too busy trying to keep the bundles of clothes from falling out of the pram.


Julia bit on her wet mittens as she watched her mammy fix her brown coat and quickly drag a hair grip into the side of head where the brown curls escaped, her mammy had beautiful curly hair, but it looked messy and damp today.


Her mammy lifted the door knocker and rapped on the door. Julia felt scared, she didn't know why, but her mammy's nervousness was spreading to her, why was her mammy worried?


At that moment William screamed and tried to sit up, but the bundles of clothes seemed to be suffocating him. Julia's mammy quickly pulled them off the top of the pram and eased the fat faced baby up into a sitting position as the door was flung open wide.


A formidable thin woman in a pink two piece cardigan set and calf length tweed skirt stood staring at them. Her hair was set in tight curls and her glasses were perched on her sharp nose.


"You need to call me before you visit Eileen, I have the church ladies round for tea" the woman spoke with a hint of venom as she quickly looked over her shoulder and stepped outside and closed the door behind her.


"Donald has left me and the kids are hungry Elizabeth, he is your son and these are your own grand children, we have nowhere to go and he spent the last of his wages on the drink, we have been evicted" Julia's mammy said quickly but with more conviction Julia had ever seen her use when she spoke to Granny McClure. Julia stared up at her granny and smiled, she reached out one damp mitten, took the woman's hand and said "can I see your big tree Granny?"


The thin woman recoiled and shook off Julia's hand and hissed " You listen to me Eileen, I told him not to marry you and get involved in your drunken Irish family, this is not my problem, Donald is up in Inverness now staying with my sister, he deserves a better start in life, go back to Donegal and find your own kind" and with that she slammed the door.


Eileen, Julia and William walked through the streets of Glasgow until night time came. The Christmas lights twinkled down and the people spilled out of pubs and folk were heading home to their warm hearths. Julia watched her mammy make some phone calls from the big train station in Glasgow and finally sit down on the benches and wrap both her and William up in the blankets. Julia climbed into the pram with her brother and even though she was too big, they cuddled up together.


Eileen sat homeless and cold in Central Station that night, and as the Salvation Army played Christmas carols to the people thronging back and forth, she pulled her brown coat around her body and pulled out the dumplings wrapped in greaseproof paper to feed the kids in the pram.


"Excuse me, you can't sleep here with your pram missus" the policeman said. Eileen blinked and slowly pulled herself to her feet and quickly grabbed her bags "sorry sir" she muttered and pushed the pram back out of the cavernous train station and its shelter from the driving snow.


"Hang on" he said as she tried hard to stop the pram from slipping from her grip into the main road.


Eileen didn't want to hang on, she knew full well a homeless Irish woman with two kids would only get the authorities onto her case and take her precious babies away. She skittered and slipped and tried to make off with as much grace and speed with a lumbering pram. The police man put his hand on her shoulder and Eileen froze, she wept silently and turned to face him.


The next thing Julia recalled she was in a bus in the early frozen morning light. She must have slept all night in the pram.


"Where are we mammy?" she asked as the bus bumped along and cut through the frozen countryside. Julia sat up and looked hard for red mittens in her wee duffel coat. William was sitting on her mammy's lap and eating a big slice of cold ham. Her mammy's face wasn't as tight and pinched, in fact her mammy looked happy for the first time in ages and was smiling at Julia. "We will be going on a big boat to Ireland and you are going to meet your Granny Coyle, she will be so happy to see you both."


"Does she have a big tree like Granny McClure?" Julia asked.


Her mammy smiled and hugged her close, she put William over her shoulder and patted his back and stared across the snow covered fields near the ferry terminal.


It was a frozen night in Glasgow on December 2013, the young woman with brown curly hair pulled on her red mittens as she wrapped a big coat round her and crunched into the frozen snow and headed towards the West End. Her friends waved her off and made promises to meet up later at The University Cafe on the Byres Road. The snow came at her sideways but her strong legs kept her going.


She walked up to the big brown door and smiled at the glittering tinsel covering the white portico and heard footsteps in the hallway as she banged on the door knocker. It was all newly painted, just renovated and ready for the coldest season.

A wee elderly woman with curly hair and soft round cheeks opened the door holding a plate of steaming dumpling.


"Granny Eileen, am here to help out." The young woman said as her granny pulled her in the warm hallway "We've got a full house tonight Maggie, lots of people needing a hot meal and a warm bed." the old woman said indicating the bustling sitting room and crowded dining room either side of her.


"Can I see the big tree first Granny?" Young Maggie asked, her face lighting up just as her mothers had done all those years ago, her Mitten covered had reaching out to her hard working Grandmother.


"Through in the big room, I've left the angel for you... away up that ladder and stick it on." Eileen said smiling, as she watched her tall granddaughter bounce, all long limbs and a daft grin, through the crowd of strangers to put the angel on the top of the tree.


Eileen turned wistfully to a brass plaque and pulled a duster from the waist of her apron, she rubbed the lettering carefully and couldn't help the small devious chuckle that emitted from her lips:
The Elizabeth McClure Homeless shelter, in honour of a Christian woman


"Merry Christmas you old cow." Eileen uttered before clearing her throat and turning back to her house full of 'guests' "Right who wants dumplings?" she called before heading back to the kitchen.


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Please help the homeless this Christmas, many children in Glasgow spend the season in temporary accommodation, click the link and help them this year http://scotland.shelter.org.uk/  
 

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 178

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In episode 178 of Janey Godley's podcast with Ashley Storrie the comedy mother and daughter get to discuss this week's events. Nelson Mandela's memorial, internet bullying, the President's selfie and bankers fines all become subjects of discussion.


Ashley talks about this week's news stories and Janey gives her version of the nativity. They both answer many and varied questions that come via social networking.


Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter.


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Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 177

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In episode 177 of Janey Godley's podcast the mother and daughter comedy duo talk all things Clutha Vaults, Katie Hopkins and Tom Urie's Fish Tank news. Tom Daley's news about coming out gets the once over.


Ashley gives us a rundown of an awful Christmas film and they both talk about the 'Glasgow Stand's Up For Clutha' the benefit gig on 22nd December. The pair discuss a bad Billy Rae Cyrus film and Ashley tells us about her Glasgow comedy festival show with Anna Devitt.


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Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 176

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In episode 176 of Janey Godley's podcast with Ashley Storrie the comedy mother and daughter duo get into this week's news stories. The Lost Prophet's paedophile, Scotland's independence and Ashley meets a Muslim who is in the EDL.


Janey talks about Nigella Lawson and Ashley discusses sectarianism, candle shopping and a child who kept asking 'WHY?' They both give us their stories about 'couch accidents'.


Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter.


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Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 175

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In episode 175 of Janey Godley's podcast the comedy mother and daughter duo chew the fat this week about McBusted, the missing Macbook and the Philippines. Ashley has joined a dating site on the internet and talks about the bad rapping of Gabe Day Lewis.

Janey explains her theory on people with built up shoes and debates the aquarium of Tom Urie. They both chat about how they would interrupt important events in history and Ashley does her WWII parody.

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Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 174

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In episode 174 of Janey Godley's podcast, the comedy mother and daughter duo are back from LA. They chat about comedy clubs, Janey's meeting with Zac Efron, Ashley farting near Colin Farrell and LAX security.

Janey gives us updates about her dad's health problems and Ashley gives us the lowdown on women's sexual health rights around the world. Janey reads out the names of the ten Scottish labour MP's who failed to vote against the bedroom tax and they both chat about prostitution and Justin Beiber.

Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter.

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My Daddy

This happened last week.

Sitting in the blazing sunshine of Los Angeles, I decided to call my dad, so I dangled my feet in the pool and pressed out his number. "Hello dad, it's hot here" I opened with. Dad sounded drunk & sleepy like a teenage college student waking up after spring break and bear in mind this is a man who has been sober 31 years.

 My heart constricted, he lives alone and immediately I thought "he is having a stroke" dad couldn't speak clear. With a hammer slamming into my chest I asked him to hang up best he could and with the knowledge he might die and I might never hear his voice again, I hung up and called my husband who was in Glasgow. What followed was seven hours of telephone silence from them both. I considered flying home but that day in LA a man ran amok with a gun in the airport and all planes were grounded.

Me and my daughter Ashley stared at each other in a gripping fearful silence. Finally husband called "your dad had a wee stroke and is in hospital but he is fine Janey, I promise you"

Every day husband sent video and photographic evidence of his recovery.

We flew home to Glasgow and getting to hug him as he stood up was easily the best memory I will keep in my heart.

I know my dad is 81 and he won't be here forever, but the memory of that phone call will haunt me to my death. Am glad I acted quickly and am overwhelmed at the good treatment he is receiving and want to thank everyone who sent good wishes. 

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 173

 

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In episode 173 of Janey Godley's podcast, the comedy mother and daughter duo do a special LA episode, joined by actor and Canadian Jeremy Ratchford, this podcast episode is filmed and will be available to watch in its entirety on Janey’s YouTube channel.

 
The three discuss homelessness in LA, Janey’s father’s recent health scare and the odd things they’ve seen in LA. The mother and daughter then teach Jeremy some Scottish words and they discuss Boyz II Men.

 
Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter.

 
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Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 172

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In episode 172 of Janey Godley's podcast, the comedy mother and daughter duo tell of their Journey from Glasgow to LA, they chat about the most inappropriate flight attendant they ever met and what it was like being on (what felt like) the world’s oldest plane.

Hollywood's interesting eateries get a mention, as does the fight they witnessed outside the Celebrity Scientology centre, the mother and daughter wrap the show up by telling the listeners about their plans for Halloween!

Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter.

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Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 171

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In episode 171 of Janey Godley's podcast with comedian Ashley Storrie, the comedy mother and daughter duo discuss Nick Clegg, 100 Women, Asterix the Gaul and Alex Ferguson. Ashley tells the weird tale of the gangster clowns in Mexico and Janey talks about getting no breakfast at BBC.

There is a Bold Alec appearance and the women discuss Russell Brand's decision to discourage voting. Ashley explains her dilemma of me befriending William Shatner and Janey tells all about her conversation with the Director General of the BBC.

Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter.

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Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 170

 

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In episode 170 of Janey Godley's podcast with comedian Ashley Storrie the mother and daughter comedy duo discuss Ashley's creepy quotes as a kid, the rise in Food Bank users in UK and the latest ATOS rules.
 

Ashley tells us about an innovative school teacher from the 60s and Janey talks about her shameful moment of dropping her trousers in the street. The news about Jimmy Savile's most recent police transcripts is discussed.


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Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 169

 

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In episode 169 of Janey Godley's podcast, the only mother and daughter comedy podcast with Ashley Storrie. This week the duo discuss the notion of a penis beaker, the American army welcome home videos and the latest Co-op advert on TV.


Ashley talks about a town in the US called Edinburg, anxiety in major department stores and her latest back injury. Janey tells us about a story from back in the 80s when she staged a robbery to alleviate boredom and Ashley explains Time Travel. There is bad singing and breast slapping beat poetry.


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Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 168

 

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In episode 168 of Janey Godley's podcast, the only mother and daughter comedy podcast with Ashley Storrie. This week the duo explain the bizarre ritual of becoming Prime Minister of UK and discuss the Ed Milliband story in the Daily Mail.

Ashley talks about pole dancing and Janey reads from her teenage diary. There is a weird story about dinosaur porn and the beat poetry parody at the end is worth a listen. Ashley gives us her version of how the US government shuts down this week.

Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter.

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Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 167

(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language)

In episode 167 of Janey Godley's podcast with comedian Ashley Storrie, the comedy mother and daughter duo discuss the events of their week. Ashley talks about her grandad who almost electrified himself.

They both debate the Emmy Award snub to Jack Klugman and Larry Hagman, the talk about Scottish politics and Ashley's aversion to Aspartame. Janey tells a story about her favourite teacher Mr Burgess and reads from her teenage diary.

Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter.

Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 167

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I hope you enjoy our Podcasts it would be great if you would pass it on, thanks Janey Godley & Ashley Storrie.