Thursday, February 23, 2012
How poverty made my diet better...
Everyone nowadays has an opinion on the state of the
nation’s diet. The government are worried that people are getting obese and
that the generation from the 70s & 80s are feeding their kids too much
processed food.
Let me take you back to the 60s when I was a kid and
my mammy had to feed her, dad and four kids on a low income. People talk about
how poor I was back then when they have read my book Handstand in the Dark,
which charts my childhood in the East End of Glasgow, and it was tough- no
denying.
Seven days a week, we ate a full plate of potatoes,
cabbage, carrots and a tiny bit of meat (which was more expensive) and our
puddings were fruit or tinned custard and bananas. We regularly dined on fish,
fried lightly in porridge oats or cheap cuts of liver braised in onions with
big potatoes and pots of tripe with milky sauce or plates of chunky cheap
homemade soup. We ate leeks, mushrooms, turnip and a whole range of whatever
vegetables were in season and didn’t really know any different. Sweets and
eating between meals wasn’t possible as we didn’t have the money for that kind
of luxury.
Back then kids didn’t have food allergies, and I
didn’t know anyone who refused to eat greens!
I have just realised that how we ate is now the diet
of the middle classes, the very diet we moaned about and vowed to change the
minute we were old enough to earn our own money and buy our own food. We ached
for deep fried fish and chips, which was a very expensive treat, usually only
allowed if someone had died and there was no time to cook! It was pure
emergency food NEVER every day consumed convenience food as it is now.
I recently discussed this with the US documentary
maker Morgan Spurlock (he of Supersize Me film) who was really interested to
hear this as he is making another food based documentary. It seems the poverty
diet of the 60s was so healthy and yet we kids couldn’t wait to escape it!
Who here who reached young adult hood in the late
70s immediately started gobbling down Indian take aways and fried crispy
pancakes with their own hard earned wages? Anything to escape the dire
situation of ‘potted heid’ (cheap meat cuts in jelly) and horrible plates of
corned beef and mash! I know I did- and that’s when I started gaining the weight
that I would fight for the rest of my life to lose.
I didn’t know then that cheap cuts of meat braised
with seasonal vegetables was the best diet in the world for me.
It stuns me when I meet people whose kids won’t eat
a vegetable or even try fresh fish- Ashley my daughter has always had a great
varied range of fish and vegetables in her diet and is also amazed when friends
of hers have never eaten asparagus or savoy cabbage!
There has been medical evidence that kids today eat
way too much white pasta as parents know kids love something basically
tasteless and squishy will go down well, yet too much white pasta isn’t good
for the colon and has links to bowel cancer as lack of fibre is something we
all know about. White pasta has no fibre, we can swap it occasionally for
potato skins or brown wholemeal pasta!
Unfortunately the previous generation of men and
women who passed down hearty food recipes, like homemade soup and liver and
onion casseroles are no longer with us or have gave up trying- and we now have
millions of children who have never tasted oatcakes or lentil soup or turnip
mash and broad beans and thats a shame.
I do understand that for the poorer people in our
society that it’s cheaper to buy a big bag of frozen burgers and sausage rolls
from Iceland than to start chopping and peeling turnip or getting a pot of soup
full of split peas and barley on the go, as some of them have never tasted it,
so why should they cook it? Yet it is
actually cheaper to eat vegetables than frozen convenience food, it just takes
a bit of know how.
I wish that the older people in our community’s
could get together with the younger generation at community halls and have
cooking lessons and share the knowledge of people who knew how to cook good
healthy food on a tight budget.
I know it’s a utopian idea but if pensioner Mary
Berry can get the UK baking again with her TV show surely and older person on
TV can get generations of people learning how to use pulses and cheap cuts of
meat? We need to teach kids today that a meal doesn’t come in a box and maybe
bring the heart disease and obese levels down?
I am now back to my old diet of bits of meat, fish,
heaps of vegetables and no sweet treats or eating between meals and am losing weight
and feeling good. Who knew my poverty diet was the one thing that would crack
my overweight issues?
If you have any diet, help and advice or like me
pretending to be a life coach occasionally follow me on Twitter @janeygodley
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 85
(Please be aware that
this Podcast Contains strong language)
In episode 85 of Janey Godley’s podcast the Mother and
daughter comedy duo get to grips with the horrific situation in Syria and death
of amazing journalist Marie Colvin.
Ashley gives us some hysterical, weird and mad facts about
Hitler and she discloses the truth about her temp jobs when she was 18. Janey
gets into a fight with her daughter in the ownership of the placenta they
shared in 1986. Ashley discusses her worst ever haircut.
Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world
gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home
truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken
in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait
and burst with laughter.
Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode
85
You can check out all our videos on YouTube.
You can find all the info regarding Janey’s live shows by
just clicking Gigs!
If you would like to support this podcast then please do so
by clicking onto Our PodOmatic
page and donate via the PayPal link on the right hand side of the page.
I hope you enjoy our Podcasts it would be great if you would
pass it on, thanks Janey Godley & Ashley Storrie.
Friday, February 17, 2012
Don’t Look Back
The last month has been pretty freezing here in UK
and it’s a weird one when I keep explaining that “Yes, London can be colder
than Scotland” people assume Scotland is the coldest place on earth and other
people think “SHUT UP TALKING ABOUT THE WEATHER WHAT AGE ARE YOU OLD LADY?”
No longer discussing weather, let’s talk about my
doctor who interrupts everything you say with “mmm really?” before you have
finished a sentence. It means I end up talking really fast and get my symptoms
in before she goes “Mmm really?” and pisses me off...there is nothing worse
than a sympathetic nodder and interrupter although worse is the people who say
what you are saying at same time.
My hairdresser used to do that till I changed and
went to someone who didn’t try and finish my sentences off for me by using the
same obvious words as me- for example I would say to her “so yeah sometimes
it’s hard to blow dry my hair on my own as its (she would chime in with me)
‘hard to reach round the back” then for the rest of the day she would say the
end of my sentences with me.
Sometimes I would lure her into a false sense of
security and then SWITCH what I was going to say to fuck her up – like I would
say “So it’s nice staying so close to town as you can just WA... (She would get
ready to chime in ‘just walk in’) but I would switch it to “Just watch people
catch the bus” and that would throw her off and she would stare angrily at me
in the mirror. It became a game tying to get her to believe I was going to say
some well-worn cliché then fuck it totally up and leave her mumbling.
In the end she gave me a particularly angry
geometric cut when I asked for a trim and we parted ways- I still see her
through her shop window nodding and finishing peoples words off for them like a
greedy word gobbler. I don’t like her anymore. My new hairdresser doesn’t say
anything and does my hair as I expect and has never tried to finish off my
sentences, but she does sing Adele loudly and badly.
I don’t mind people who voice an opinion, like the
man from the travel insurance wing of the motoring company AA who called me
about a quote I racked up on their online site. He asked why I never bought the
quote they offered and I explained “Too expensive” he asked where else I had
looked and I gave him a price a website offered me, he asked “which company
offered you that?” I read out the name and website of that company and he said
“no wonder it’s cheap, I have never heard of them, do they exist?”
I was quiet when he said that and I asked him “have
you ever heard of me?” he replied “No” to which I said “Then how do you know I
can pay for the quote...do I exist?”
I suppose getting existential with an insurance
quote man isn’t funny, but he annoyed me.
I need to stop getting easily annoyed at stuff.
So here we are almost halfway through February and I
am off to Boston Massachusetts for the WOMEN IN COMEDY FESTIVAL with my pal
Shirley and then off to NEW ZEALAND COMEDY FESTIVAL with Ashley!
Meanwhile here is some local news.
Soon I will be going back to The Calton to donate a
painting I created called St Thenew, she was St Mungo’s mother and drowned in
the Clyde. Am sure you may recognise the parallels with me anyway Thenew
housing next to my old pub is being officially opened and they requested the painting
and that I do the honours of opening the offices. I am so touched and I still
love The Calton- here is a wee column I wrote about it in 2007.
In GLASGOW'S east end there is a small area called
the Calton. It has been included on many political agendas due to the level of
poverty and drug abuse that is prevalent there. News reports of the decaying
housing and devastating health issues have prompted promises of regeneration
from all parties.
Yet people don't know how positively human and
wonderful the place actually is. The history that surrounds the area is
inspiring, and some of those fist-banging politicians would do well to
recognise this.
I lived in the area, which sits snugly between
Glasgow Green and the Gallowgate, for more than 15 years, and loved the place.
My daughter was born and raised in the Calton and,
despite having lived most of her adult life in the fashionable west end of the
city, she is intensely proud of her east-end roots.
The hard-working women of the Calton were a core
influence for me. They set up drug support groups and childcare play schemes
throughout the year.
I was in awe of them and they welcomed me in with
open arms to their community when I became a mother.
I renamed our local pub The Weavers Inn after I had
investigated the history of the district.
Just off the main London Road is an ancient
graveyard. The gates are old and cranky, the trees are overgrown and the place
is in a state of disrepair.
Many of the headstones are scrawled with graffiti or
have been knocked over.
But the most important thing about the graveyard is
that the Calton Weavers who fought and died for better wages are buried there.
On 30 June, 1787, a meeting of the weavers was held
on Glasgow Green. Their wages had dropped because of the increased importing of
cheaper textiles from abroad and most of the workers decided to strike,
although some weavers accepted the lower wages and carried on working.
This was a desperate situation for many of the
people. To be without employment and wages resulted in them being evicted from
their homes and seeing their families go hungry. Yet the striking weavers stood
strong and took on the might of the authorities.
The dispute eventually came to a head on 3
September, 1787: violence erupted after the strikers tried to seize materials
from the weavers who had carried on working despite the low wages.
The military were called in and a detachment of the
39th Regiment of Foot opened fire on the demonstrators.
The strike was broken.
Six of the men killed at the scene were considered
martyrs and some of them were buried in the Calton Cemetery. The families of
the men were so poor that they could not afford a headstone, although a century
later a memorial was raised to commemorate their actions.
A group of local people are currently fighting to
preserve the graveyard, to cherish the memory of the martyrs and also to
educate the local youngsters in their historical roots.
But there are also plans by Glasgow City Council for
parts of the Calton to change their postcode to the swanky city centre G1 code,
to attract more lucrative investments.
The Calton doesn't need a facelift or postcode
change, it needs support. Government officials and politicians should be
investing in local housing and enriching the lives of the people who live in
the Calton, instead of pouring money into the upmarket private housing
expansions that skirt the fashionable side of the Glasgow Green.
The people of the Calton should value their rich
socialist history. Caltonians need to recognise that some ground-breaking and
talented people came from their streets; people such as the poet and songwriter
Matt McGinn; the rock band Gun, who toured with the Rolling Stones, and Davie
Bryce, who set up the innovative drug support group, Calton Athletic, to name but
a few.
We need people to stop pointing the finger at what
went wrong in the Calton and remember the people who fought for a better life
there and died for that very privilege.
The very roots of Scottish socialism were nurtured
in the streets where my daughter was born and that will stay with her for life.
If only those Calton Weavers were up for election
again I know who I would vote for.
If you have any diet, help and advice or like me
pretending to be a life coach occasionally follow me on Twitter @janeygodley
Thursday, February 16, 2012
Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 84
(Please be aware that
this Podcast Contains strong language)
In episode 84 of Janey Godley’s podcast the mother and
daughter outrageously try to outdo each other discussing sexual antics. Janey
gives us some insight into the Sean Penn controversy where he declared that UK
should give up the Falkland Islands.
Ashley gives us some weird and wonderful facts about St
Valentines and they both give us some horny animal noises. The chatty duo get
deep into discussing the situation of Rangers football club who have gone into
administration this week and debate if they would kill active paedophiles in
the community.
Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world
gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home
truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken
in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait
and burst with laughter.
Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode
84
You can check out all our videos on YouTube.
You can find all the info regarding Janey’s live shows by
just clicking Gigs!
If you would like to support this podcast then please do so
by clicking onto Our PodOmatic
page and donate via the PayPal link on the right hand side of the page.
I hope you enjoy our Podcasts it would be great if you would
pass it on, thanks Janey Godley & Ashley Storrie.
Wednesday, February 08, 2012
Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 83
(Please be aware that
this Podcast Contains strong language)
In episode 83 of Janey Godley’s podcast the mother and
daughter comedy duo give up their joint opinions on Beckham’s pants and his
wife’s frocks and Ian Paisley’s big shouty voice.
Ashley gives us the weird and wonderful rundown of odd facts
concerning the US super bowl phenomenon and Janey does quite a lot of loud cat
noises. Podcast questions are answered and Ashley actually cries about her mum
maybe meeting William Shatner.
Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world
gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home
truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken
in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait
and burst with laughter.
If you would like to support this podcast then please do so
by clicking onto Our PodOmatic
page and donate via the PayPal link on the right hand side of the page.
I hope you enjoy our Podcasts it would be great if you would
pass it on, thanks Janey Godley & Ashley Storrie.
Friday, February 03, 2012
Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 82
(Please be aware that
this Podcast Contains strong language)
In episode 82 of Janey Godley’s podcast the mother and daughter
comedy duo discuss the latest news about Scottish Independence, Sir Fred ‘The
Shred’ and Eamonn Holmes gaff about prostitution live on TV. Janey gives us her
opinion on the young Tory who dressed up as Maddy McCann and Ashley waxes
lyrical about her latest puppy obsession.
Ashley gives us a roundup of interesting religious groups and
Janey talks about her husband going for a personality test with Scientologists.
There are many podcast questions to get through and the gabby duo talk about
their forthcoming New Zealand trip to the comedy festival.
Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world
gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home
truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken
in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait
and burst with laughter.
Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode
82
You can check out all our videos on YouTube.
You can find all the info regarding Janey’s live shows by
just clicking Gigs!
If you would like to support this podcast then please do so
by clicking onto Our PodOmatic
page and donate via the PayPal link on the right hand side of the page.
I hope you enjoy our Podcasts it would be great if you would
pass it on, thanks Janey Godley & Ashley Storrie.
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Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 82
Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 82
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language)
In episode 82 of Janey Godley’s podcast the mother and daughter
comedy duo discuss the latest news about Scottish Independence, Sir Fred ‘The
Shred’ and Eamonn Holmes gaff about prostitution live on TV. Janey gives us her
opinion on the young Tory who dressed up as Maddy McCann and Ashley waxes
lyrical about her latest puppy obsession.
Ashley gives us a roundup of interesting religious groups and
Janey talks about her husband going for a personality test with Scientologists.
There are many podcast questions to get through and the gabby duo talk about
their forthcoming New Zealand trip to the comedy festival.
Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world
gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home
truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken
in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait
and burst with laughter.
Janey Godley Podcast at: http://janeygodley.podomatic.com/entry/2012-02-01T12_11_35-08_00
">Episode 82
You can check out all our videos on YouTube.
You can find all the info regarding Janey’s live shows by
just clicking Gigs!
If you would like to support this podcast then please do so
by clicking onto Our PodOmatic page and donate via the PayPal link on the right
hand side of the page.
I hope you enjoy our Podcasts it
would be great if you would pass it on, thanks Janey Godley & Ashley
Storrie.
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